She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
I was so stoned last night I got into an argument with your voicemail message.
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
The time stamp on this text message is reason enough alone to not leave me unsupervised
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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