i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
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