how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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