So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
tweet Hawks Win!! tweet
That's how twitter works, right?
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
Is there an "I fucked your brother" emoji?
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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