I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
I'm six Popsicles away from an existential breakdown.
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
Sorry about my life...
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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