Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
Her voice kills me. Its the perfect pitch to fuck with my hangover.
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
He picked me up in Smart Car with the license plate “MYWHIP.” I think my ovaries shriveled up and died.
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