haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
As if me making pizza in a skillet wasn't enough proof that I was in no state to be cooking, this burn blister on my hand is
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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