we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
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