Heybabeimwearingurpanties
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
Randomize
