It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
I don't think my ego could take a straight man out-cooking me.
I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
I'm using emojis for drug deals now. It's time to kill me.
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
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