In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.
I have officially tracked lube all over our house on the bottom of my socks without knowing it. Don't slip when you come in
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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