the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
Randomize
