And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
The two girls sitting next to me are asking siri "Like, uh, how do you know my name?". Do I fuck with them or fuck them?
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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