He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
I'm tryna think of an appropriate time to say "when I suck other dicks they seem like training dicks compared to yours" but I really can't think of a good way to say that
The adults are the big ones right?
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