and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
so after six weeks of dating she admitted shes bi and asked if it would freak me out if we brought another girl into the bedroom. i said no in this hesitant voice and she said 'if you let me dont worry ill make it up to you'
i literally fucking hate you so fucking much.
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
You can duct tape yourself to me so we dont lose you and you dont have to celebrate your birthday alone
the whole "pretend to be sober/pull it together for my family" thing really blew up in my face when i threw up into my pillowcase.
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
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