no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
I ran into the kitchen halfway through hooking up cause I forgot I put the cookies on the oven too high. Came back and she was gone but the only thing I could think about was all the extra cookies I could eat now. Got through about 6 before I realized why she left.
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
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