I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
Guess what happened to me today at work?
I have chlamydia. What happened.
Oh lets talk about your news first. Mine is happy so it should go second.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
If you walk into a place and someone says "happy birthday" while handing you a shot. You. Take. It.
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
Stop recording sex noises and setting them as my ringtones. This time it was at a funeral
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