Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
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