soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
Too much gin, very little bucket
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
They told me I stole 50 buns and a bottle of mayo and would whisper in their ears to look under my shirt to see what was for breakfast... benefit of starting to drink at 9 am
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
Ok. So I've woke up in a hospital. New thing to top that.... Waking up and realizing you've been locked inside the bar by urself at 430 am and all the doors are locked by key
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
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