all she had left on were here heels. phone five
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
I woke up this morning to find my closet lacking 98% of my clothes and a text from my male roommate saying your dresses squeeze my genitals
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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