I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
you know you are hungover when... you set your alarm for the next time you think you are going to throw up
wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
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