Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
Also I told several people at the bar last night that my dad the alligator wrestler died wrestling an alligator. So if anyone asks that's real.
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
i got kicked out of the casino for drunken disorderly conduct because i kept stumbling into old people and one of them told on me. as the boucer was taking down my information so i could no re-enter i ripped my id out of his hands while yelling fuck you.
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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