awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
Say "Steve Buscemi is hot." with a straight face.
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
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