people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
Randomize
