I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
Happy Birthday. May your liver respect you, fat bitches neglect you, hangovers reject you, and AA accept you.
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
I told him I tried to eat a stranger's sandwich while I was drunk. Mildly disappointed but he realizes he has me for a kid.
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
Randomize
