I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
Tonight I celebrated marriage equality by letting a girl I don't know kiss me at the club.
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
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