This dress was meant to end up on your floor
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
I think I left my chapstick at your house when I tried using your penis as a catapult and flung it on the floor. Be a dear, and try to see if you can find it.
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
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