super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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