Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
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