She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
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