This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
i just used the Cadillac of toilet papers. For a minute i actually forgot i was even wiping my ass....i thought i was floating butt first into heaven
moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
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