the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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