I'm eating all of the evidence.
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
Is a wave an appropriate goodbye when your one night stand wakes up and walks out towards the door while you are looking through the garbage for the evidence of a condom?
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
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