dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
Semen is not good for contacts.
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
I hate it when fuck holes buy me drinks at the bar. You don't know my order. You don't know me. You don't know where I've been. You don't know my life.
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
Randomize
