Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
Randomize
