what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
Were you drinking last night?
Because typically I don't associate the phrase 'Go sleepy time' with sobriety.
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
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