Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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