Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
His dick is hereby named Charles Dickens. Will's is less cerebral. I'd like to call it Pinnacle like the vodka we drank when we hooked up, but I feel like that's a compliment it doesn't deserve.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
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