i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
She has the best kind of daddy issues
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
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