ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
I don't care if we're married you can't just walk into the bedroom with a pizza box expecting to get laid
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
Randomize
