a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
You may have noticed the broken smoke detector and melted carpet. We may have accidentally lit a ping pong ball on fire...I'm sorry, but we did our best.
Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
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