So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
Hey, you know that marble art statue thing in your bedroom? Hypothetically what would happen if a penis got stuck in it?
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
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