he shaved USA in his pubs
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
i asked why he had a giant piece of popcorn duct taped to his head and he said "No, it's actually part of my neck." so no, i didn't fuck him.
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
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