no. you can't hotbox the world.
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
you poured 3 beers into an empty vase and then passed out, so i drank them for you. don't say i'm not a good friend.
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
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