i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
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