I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
Every time she shows up on my newsfeed, I get the taste of tequila in my mouth.
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
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