have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
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