So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
He keeps trying to sell me the forks from his kitchen drawer
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
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