She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
I'm wearing a suit and have no chance of getting laid or robing a casino. I consider this opportunity a failure
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
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