what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
It is officially Christmas time in Chicago. There's a drunk hobo on the CTA singing the first 2 lines of Frosty the Snowman over and over and over.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
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